Tuesday, April 01, 2008

bully

sorry, i got this from Chuck Klostermann in a recent column sidebar for Esquire.

22



hey, if those kids were zombies, you gotta do what you gotta do!

2 comments:

Jego said...

I assume here that you can take 22 five-year-olds at the same time, space not being a factor. But unless they were really tiny, I would assume that at any one time, space limitations would allow only at most 12 five-year-olds to gang up on you at the same time (and that's being generous -- in reality, 10 would be pushing it), the rest having to wait their turn til space clears up, which would mean, technically, if fatigue werent a factor, and since you could take on 22 at a time, space not being a factor, you could, in fact, take on an unlimited number of five-year-olds at the same time. Heck (cuss word), you could take on the entire school!

grifter said...

well, only if they did it (stupidly) like the movies. even if there were limited space, rushing you en masse could still happen, and you could get overwhelmed, especially if there's an unending supply of 5 year olds (they keep arriving every 3 minutes by schoolbus). at some point you need to escape, if you're not tired enough.

btw, the son of the former owner of our company scored a 30. he was laughing his guts out.