Tuesday, April 25, 2006

round and round it goes

at least its never boring. you know, what if we didn't have Cruising Tom and Parasite Hilton to hate and laugh at? the latter was reportedly almost electrocuted when she fell drunk into a pool and someone threw in the hair dryer after her. shiiite. that bitch will survive a nuclear holocaust along with the roaches. why, God, why???

in other matters, Charlie "I Totally Deny I'm F**k'd Up" Sheen is trying to cover his dirty ass as he threatens soon-to-be-ex-wife Denise Richards not to blab about his indiscretions.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0424061sheen1.html


of course, hopes for a somewhat moral high ground were sort of dashed when Denise was found canoodling with Richie Sambora over the weekend.

Richie. Freaking. Sambora.

Yes, he played guitar for Bon Jovi, which means he gets to get a lot more chicks than you do. Nyahahahaha.

the same Sambora whom Heather Locklear (yes, that Heather Locklear) left for David Spade.

yes, that ugly little man.

why, God, why??

saranghamedabo.

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