na-susi-an

and we still can't get over (laughing at) this unfortunate performance:

Alyssa Alano wants you to keys her

it seems to be a stereotypical situation: looker from da prabins gets "discovered" and made to pose and preen, with promises of stardom. having barely a shred of talent, but gets thrown to the wolves anyway. congrats to Alyssa (who???), you have possibly reached the pinnacle of your fledgling career - YouTube notoriety. well, you could end up as some rich man's mistress, not a bad way to go (ok, was that being bitchy? she'll still be richer than me! furthermore, i have issues with people who horribly destroy a good song - and this is not a videoke session.).


i mean, WWJD*?

* (based on Alyssa's age, she's part of the Philippine generation of kids that was touted as 'kinabukasan ng ating bayan'. well, every generation probably is, to make up for the mistakes of the previous ones - but still).