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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Memo to Grifter: No More Drinking. And if unavoidable, sip slowly.

Tintin said...: really? but for how long? paano naman bukas ???; April 10, 2005 at 9:36:00 AM EDT
Jego said...: Here's a tip: before another bout of binge drinking, eat a really burnt slice of bread and take Tums (Calcium carbonate). Carbon and calcium effectively counters the toxic effects of whatever youre drinking. Learned that, oddly enough, from studying lakes.; April 10, 2005 at 9:28:00 PM EDT
grifter said...: alcoholic scum.; April 10, 2005 at 9:59:00 PM EDT
Tintin said...: would tums alone do?; April 10, 2005 at 10:17:00 PM EDT
Jego said...: Tums alone might do. But what calcium does is to allow the body to tolerate a higher degree of toxicity. What carbon does is to flush the toxins out. You could also use the carbon-calcium combination the next day after you drunk binge-drinkers party.; April 10, 2005 at 10:29:00 PM EDT
grifter said...: alcoholic scum.; April 10, 2005 at 10:29:00 PM EDT