here's something from today's Daily News:
When sizing up potential hookups, New York gals check out a guy's hairline, his jeans, his smile - even the size of his hands. But his blood type? It may sound creepy, but ladies in Southeast Asia measure a man's dateability by whether he's packing Type A, B, AB or O. We've simplified things, pairing hunky stars with their blood-type personalities - so next time a hottie tells you he's a Type B (see below), you might just know what you're in for.
Type: A
He's artsy and offbeat, but sensitive too.
Think: Johnny Depp
Bloodline: While Depp had a crazy past, these days he's settled down and ducks the limelight. He's the kind of one-woman man we all dream about.
Type: B
He's a wild, fiery heartbreaker.
Think: Colin Farrell
Bloodline: As gals like Britney and Angelina well know, these bad boys aren't long-term relationship material. But they sure are fun in the meantime.
Type: AB
He's shy but confident at the same time.
Think: George Clooney
Bloodline: ABs have a contradictory personality, cocky and introverted all at once, a lot like smokin'-hot Clooney. The hearthrob knows he's hot but avoids the paparazzi and is secretive about his purportedly racy personal life.
Type: O
He loves the limelight.
Think: Usher
Bloodline: O is the rock star blood type, intensely creative and craving attention.
Free mp3s to those who can guess my blood type. What's yours? nyhahahhaha.
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Secretive about his purportedly racy personal life, up to including unnatural acts with pigeons, cokcroaches, and household appliances? My guess is youre an AB. Nyaahahahahaa!!
Im an O. Im a friggin rock star!! Woooohooo!!
One-two-three-four... The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance powered ride.. la la laaa
Wrong-o, boyo.
I know. That blood-type thing is crap! Southeast asian women? How many women have you known that would date guys based on their blood type? Nyahahaha.. Im no' a friggen ro' star, boyo.
REALLY!?!?! You shore had me fooled, Mick.
I know your blood type, Jego, its a combo of having a contradictory personality, rock star ego, attention-craving yet secretively cocky. In short: ABO!!!
Oh, did i say cocky? nyhahahahah.
e-Hey, what can I say? Im a rock star. Nyaahahahahaa!!
(I can hear Simon Cowell saying, 'It was good, but it isnt something I cant hear in my neighborhood kari-oke bar. I'd pack my bags of I were you.')
Did you say 'PACK?'
Pack you. nyhahahahaha.
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