Thursday, September 28, 2006

zuney tune



just like their ventures in internet browsers, search engines and gaming consoles, Microsoft joins the game way too late. let's look at the givens:
$250 for 30Gb ... really, is that gonna sway you from a similar iPod? or any cheaper wannabe?
FM Radio tuner ... who listens to the radio these days? FM is dead. if it came with a free Sirius or XM subscription, that would be better.
Wireless connectivity ... but only to share songs with other Zunes. good luck in finding another within 5 miles.
$14.99 monthly music subscription pass ... for listening purposes only, and when the pass expires, you wont be able to access your tunes anymore. WTF??? that's high comedy.
Songs to own cost 79 Microsoft Points or roughly $1 ... dude, i never even buy shit in iTunes.
Syncs with xBox 360 ... oh yeah. that's very helpful.


the Zune will still use a new DRM (not the annoyingly-named PlaysForSure DRM), which already turns off the huge majority of those who own iPods and don't give a frak about DRM.

i'm still waiting for the open gadget that: plays all formats of music and videos, combine the best features of a blackberry and a PDA phone, and has a battery life longer than the circumference of the earth.

bottom line: only the AOL crowd and gadget-anal geeks will even think of buying one.

Microsoft's already gonna lose money - that's a given (xBox anyone?). and how long till viruses and hackers and spyware get into it? i reckon not too long.

3 comments:

Jego said...

I'm still waiting for the open gadget that: plays all formats of music and has a battery life longer than the circumference of the earth. You can forget about the other shit.

Oh and isnt run by some corporate hypocrite and isnt built using slave labor. Our best hope's the University geeks before fame and fortune turn them into a Jobs (I was going to say 'and Gates' but at least Gates is giving away billions to charity.)

grifter said...

"isnt run by some corporate hypocrite and not built with slave labor." good luck with that. i'll tell your grandkids that you were such a great man.

Jobs doesnt have as much money as Gates so i think he's waiting until he gets to that level before donating to charity. besides now that Gates is stepping down from daily operations, Jobs thinks its his time to shine. nyhahahahahahaha!

Jego said...

That's why Leicas are much more expensive than Canons and Nikons. Leica pays its laborers right, while the others? Slave labor. Nyaahahahahahaa!!