Tuesday, March 14, 2006

have Oscar, will split

continuing the pattern of Oscar-winning ladies dumping their then/now-unworthy partners ...


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she got lucky ... she isn't in Jennifer Aniston's shoes (evil cackle)


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and i will run away ... i will run away ...


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to Halle's credit, the moron could've had a great life being just sex-addicted to her


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she got lucky too ... who knew Toothpaste Smile could be that loony??

(sidebar: Katie Holmes bumped into Michelle Williams the other day and she burst out crying, almost dislodging the pillow in her tummy ...)


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FOB ... fresh off the breakup ... now Charlize is open season. git yore guns!


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not being mentioned during her first Oscar win was easy compared to being dumped after her second.


So ... watch your back, Ryan Philippe *lol*
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(although he prolly earned a few years more because he was part of the Crash ensemble ... the rest weren't doing jackshit for their careers at those points in time)

2 comments:

Jego said...

Chad Lowe and the Million Dollar Karate Kid are gettin back together, which is good news. I always thought Hilary Swank was a sweet, simple, non-Hollywodd type so things ought to be fine between them. Sure she can kick your butt, but still...

grifter said...

Seems like Aeon Flux and Dorian Gray are, too. Nyahahahahaha. Prolly after they read this blog. Just to dis all speculators.