Thursday, March 30, 2006

Drawbacks of Working in a Cubicle

1. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's behind you.

2.The fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.

3. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

3.Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

4.Walls that are too close together for your hammock.

5.Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without somebody making a comment.

6.Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

7.Passing tour groups never throw peanuts.

8.When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.

9. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.

10. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

11. If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."

12.You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.

13. STATIC CHARGES THAT ZAP UP WHEN U TOUCH THE METAL FRAME OF THE CUBICLE!

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