Three men were watching a kids' baseball game. A large group of nuns suddenly moved into the row infront of them, and their habits made it difficult for the men to see the game.
The first man said loudly. "I think I should go to Wisconsin. I heard there are only 10 nuns there."
The second man took up the cue and said, "I think I'll move to Idaho. There are only 5 nuns there." The nuns ignored the men.
The third guy, trying to annoy them further, said loudly, "I think I'll move to Montana; there's only one nun there."
Finally exasperated, one nun stood up and faced the men. "Why don't you guys go to Hell? There are no nuns there!"
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A teacher had requested her pupils to draw what they pictured what happened during Christmas. Most of the kids drew the usual Nativity scene - the Holy Family, the shepherds, the angels, the manger. One girl drew a picture of a plane with four stick figures in it.
When the teacher saw this, she asked the girl what it represented. "Well, the plane represents the flight into Egypt." she replied.
"Okay, but what about the four figures?" the teacher asked.
The girl brightened up and said, "Well, they represent, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Pontius the Pilot."
Merry Christmas and a happy 2007 to all!
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