Friday, January 12, 2007

1st and 10 (divisional playoffs)

back in September, i was rooting for a few teams to go to the postseason. how did my picks turn out?

AFC
Patriots - still playing. suddenly, i have this sensation of wanting the Pats to be beaten. maybe its Tom Brady dumping Bridget Moynahan. maybe its Bill Belichick becoming a Sith Lord.
Jets - now out. still, great job, Man-genius.
Steelers - out. funny how they're out while Seattle (SuperBowl losers and usually SuperBowl losers don't even make the playoffs the following year), is still alive.
Bengals - out. in jail.
Jaguars - out. shame.
Texans - out. i'm starting to quit on them too.
Chiefs - now out. after backing in. well, at least they made the playoffs.
Chargers - my fave to win it all. die, Sith Lord!!!

NFC
Rams - out. wasted Steven Jackson's phenomenal season
Cardinals - out. Mike Holmgren is laughing at me.
Buccaneers - out. another year down the toilet.
Panthers - out. shame.
Giants - now out. i want to post a pic of the EMF - the Eli Manning Face. where he personifies shocked disbelief.
Redskins - out. overpaid mismanaged shame.
Bears - will Rex Grossman finally play without stinking? abangan.
Lions - out. shamefully.

wow, that's 3 out of 16! 3!!! and only one out of the stinking NFC. i won't complain if Nawlins wins it all though. this shows i can pick games, but i can't pick playoff contenders.

wait, i can't pick games either. went 1-3 last week. darn it. the Colts are still in there. its up to you now, Ravens.

Indianapolis at Baltimore ... hope the 3-4 is still a mystery for Mr. Regular Season.
Philadelphia at New Orleans ... i believe!
Seattle at Chicago ... don't let me say "gross, man."
New England at San Diego ... die, Sith Lord!!!

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