rah rah sisbumbah!

ok, ok ... why am i posting pics of ... umm, cheerleaders here, you ask?

you got me. can't resist.

no, seriously - yesterday, there was an ESPN news item about two cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers (football team) who were thrown out of a trendy bar, for being drunk, disorderly and - gasp! - having sex in the bathroom. yes, Virginia, with each other.

the Panthers announced today that they fired Angela (left) and Renee. but not after i was able to procure pics from their website before they took them down (altogether now: "grifter, get a goddamned life!").

hey, it was an exercise in umm ... moving fast. this could be useful in a later career as an IT spy (imagine such movies where downloading critical files are accompanied by a HUGE-and-slooooowly-incrementing 'copy progress' bar and silly moviegoers biting their nails, on the edge of their seats).

by the way, upon police interrogation, one of the guilty parties above even lied to the cops and gave out a wrong name (Kirsten, below). Imagine the possible catfight ...



oh, well, next stop for notoriety in America? magazine covers. reality TV shows. Jerry Springer. Howard Stern. these girls will be richer than me in no time.

and this wasn't a family-oriented blog anyway. *lol*