back to the L

since i've ignored the league ballers since the MSG Brawl, i need to get up to speed post-SBXLI. so here's 10 things i learned about Mr. Stern's (not Howard) playground 2007 edition.

1) i'm still weirded out by this and apparently, it doesn't work.


2) LeBron should already own the league by now, and he doesn't. stop doing those commercials already.

3) Hibachi!


4) so long, Pau Gasol-era in Memphis.

5) the AK-47 has finally broken down. also, will somebody give Jerry Sloan the Coach of the Year award before the guy retires?

6) the Pacers have quietly rebuilt, while the Warriors should blow up with Don Nelson's brand of alchemy. KG meanwhile, is slowly dying.

7) Isiah Thomas is still alive. why????

8) Toronto is on top of the Atlantic Division. Toronto!? oh, yes, its the Atlantic Division.

9) Joumana Kidd, husband-beater?

10) Meech (Orlando Magic '99) is gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.