Mongolian what - !?!

If you're in the USA and like watching talentless turds humiliate themselves singing on national TV, you tune in to American Idol. If you're in Beijing and feeling the same urge, you watch this. William Hung got his famenotoriety on the original A.I. but he could have won this ... oh, wait, he has to pass himself off as a girl first. nyhahahaha.

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American Idol is big. Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Super Girl's Voice is huge. Super Girl--as China's dairy-company-sponsored imitation of Idol is known--drew a TV audience of 400 million for the finale of its four-month run last year. Voting by text message, viewers chose Li Yuchun, 21, a college student who sang like a man and sometimes dressed like Mick Jagger, as their 2005 Super Girl.

It turns out that she may also be the last one. The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, China's chief broadcast regulator, last week issued new rules governing Idol-inspired shows. The directive says contests should contribute to "constructing a harmonious socialist society ... [They] must not make a hubbub about things as they please and must avoid creating stars." These restrictions may or may not prevent Super Girl from securing permission to air, but they're certain to cramp the show's style.

Less certain is what prompted the rebuke, which has stoked vigorous debate among the show's Net-savvy fans. Some speculate that the authorities worried that voting for TV contestants would make the Chinese want to vote in other contexts, such as for their political leaders. Others thought Li and her fellow finalists were insufficiently prim role models. It's also possible that Super Girl--produced by a station in Hunan province--was upstaging CCTV, China's national network, which produces its own more subdued but far less popular ersatz Idol.

Future Super Girls may see their ambitions quashed, but the directive reserves its harshest orders for prospective judges, who "should be positive and healthy ... They must not make contestants embarrassed." That last part may explain the original Simon Cowell's take on the Chinese rules: "Crazy."

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By Susan Jakes
Time Magazine.

Drawbacks of Working in a Cubicle

1. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's behind you.

2.The fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.

3. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

3.Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

4.Walls that are too close together for your hammock.

5.Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without somebody making a comment.

6.Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

7.Passing tour groups never throw peanuts.

8.When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.

9. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.

10. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

11. If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."

12.You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.

13. STATIC CHARGES THAT ZAP UP WHEN U TOUCH THE METAL FRAME OF THE CUBICLE!

Funny Useful Work Phrases

1. How about never? Is never good for you?

2. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

3. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

4. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

5. Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.

6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

7. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

8. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

9. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

10. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

11. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

12. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

13. Thank you.We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

14. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

15. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

16. No, my powers can only be used for good.

17. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

18. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

19. Are you a damn ray of sunshine every day?

20. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

21. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

22. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

23. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

24. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

25. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

26. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

Job Application Lingo

COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat, or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Word.

I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.

MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

I'M PERSONABLE: I talk to other employeess at least 3 hours every work day.

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a day planner and wear fancy shoes.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've been fired a lot.

manic monday

just the thing to make you panic on the monday (with a training session for a client bank, first-thing-in-the-morning, to boot).

managed to make it early still, and fly thru the rest of the day. ah, life.

perf

Read between the lines!

Have you ever struggled with a performance review? Read on for some tips to make the next one easier.

John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers.

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

Regards,

Jim



A memo was soon sent following the letter:

John,

That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines above (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him.

Regards,

Jim

joe schmoe

My History as a Working Schmoe

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

not in

Best Out of Office Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on April 1st. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Sheila' instead of 'Steve'.

scary movie

Remember me? I used to see dead people!




Remember me? I used to be with dead people!

and if the PSP would allow engravings ...

http://www.methodshop.com/mp3/articles/rejectedengraving/

zzzzzz

Useful Explanations for Falling Asleep at Your Desk

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"Amen"

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

the answer, my friend, is ...

Consultant? Or Prostitute?

1. You work very odd hours.

2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

3. You are paid well but your pimp employer gets most of the money.

4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.

5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.

6. You are not proud of what you do.

7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

8. It's difficult to have a family.

9. You have no job satisfaction.

10. If a client beats you up, the pimp employer just sends you to another client.

11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.

12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.

13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.

14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.

15. Your pimp employer drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.

16. You know the pimp employer is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.

17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).

18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.

19. Even though you might get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.

20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.

21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp employer.

please fix

White Screen of Nothingness.

it has been noticed by other bloggers already, and Blogger.com seems to be ignoring this problem. more often than not, it happens, and people have no time to make 50 attempts just to get a pic uploaded.

beastek

"Good Lord, am I really that hot?"

bad enough that we have Frasier portraying the beloved Hank McCoy, but can't they even make him look good? why are his arms stiff and hanging by his sides? and did he have a case of mutant hemorrhoids? is this just a puppet movie like Team America?

scare tactic

this elicited laughs and admonishings from colleagues - never, ever, ever, make freaking system changes to a database without backing up.

i know this cardinal rule but i just went rogue awhile ago in an effort to please some users, whom i haven't dealt with in a while, and the guy who maintains our system for them quit awhile back and thus everyone in there is running around clueless. and that malaise probably infected me too (at least temporarily).

but the fact remains that i realized the consequence and had to fix my fuckup - pardon the Yucatecan - right in front of the database admin, who was in a high-level meeting with some fancy-titled consultant who made it a point to show off by questioning me about my system's stored procedures and database structure.

punching up the exact SQL scripts from memory, under pressure (am sure the db admin was looking over my shoulder as i heard him answering the consultant's questions), made me feel like Hugh Jackman in Swordfish as he was being tested by John Travolta to hack into the US Dept. of Defense. of course, a simple tech consultant cleaning up his mess is not as sexy as a disenfranchised hacker being forced at gunpoint and with a blowjob, to break into government databases. that's why they didn't write me in that movie.

bullets over brooklyn

in the last few days, i've gone from this ...


gunning down lowlife scum as a hothead cowboy with big guns


... to this.


gunning down lowlife scum as a hothead black ops soldier with big guns

finally finished Red Dead Revolver last weekend, after months of waffling and just playing in Showdown Mode. i'm quite enamored with all things Rockstar, except maybe the Grand Theft Auto series, but only because i can't get into that level of commitment (nyhahahaha). Red... had me hooked with the Showdown Mode, and given that there are still some characters to be unlocked in that mode, it has quite a lot of replay value. considering i only picked it up at the bargain bin, that's really a lot of bang for my buck.

i probably have to thank my dangerous friend delphi, who unwittingly is like a drug pusher when he peddles information and suggestions. i didn't get Black at the discount bin, and despite it getting a rating of barely better than Red... at Gamespot, it seemed worth the price even if just for the pounding soundtrack, the clang of spent casings, and thunder of mayhem being unleashed by that weapon in your hands (my Grado headphones - though not designed for gaming - allow me to live in this world - thanks again to another pusher). Black is published by Electronic Arts, not Rockstar, and has a fine game engine, allowing you to blow up not just that terrorist pointing a Kalashnikov at you, but everything inanimate surrounding him too. i'm guessing this will have more play value than that wimpass Cabela's Deer Hunt crap that i thought i would like (shooting defenseless animals - bah.).

i will probably finish this game around oh, say, around autumn. by that time, i can go back to the Wild West and play this. and by that time, the bargain bin will have this (the game i really wanted). and of course by that time, PS3 will come out and newer versions of these drugs will have come out by then. ah, to be dated and obsolete.

and yet more personal dreck

finally got my googlepages account ... pretty soon, everybody'll have one. with all the data at their fingertips, Google probably also maintains replicating servers on the moon.

ballpoint

America's pastime? maybe past their time ... Japan clocks everyone else to win the world besebol classic. with its steroid troubles and general mismanagement by Bud Selig (who looks like a clueless Bill Gates), baseball has long been overtaken by football as the game to watch. Selig should learn from outgoing NFL commish Paul Taglabiue. by the way, ESPN has drawn up a list of possible replacements (i like #6. or not).

say it ain't so.

does Whore-tney Love need more drug money? How do we know that the proceeds would benefit only the daughter of a rock god and an alien scum?


Kurt is rolling ... nay, gyrating in an epileptic frenzy inside his grave.

perra

had 2 almost-spewed mouthful of drinks in the last 2 hours, as i got to the ending of the Galactica miniseries (yes, i'm that slooooow) to find out that the cute Grace Park/Boomer could (knowingly or not) be an evil Cylon.

and to top things off, in 24, Jack Bauer (The Keifer) finds out that longtime love object Audrey Raines could have been responsible for giving out critical information that the current terrorists of the series (led by the role-fitting Julian Sands) can use to kill 20,000 people with their stolen nerve gas.

hija de perra.

A What Th - ? Moment

someone's brain lacked proper development. too bad its owned by someone who's supposed to be shaping future generations.

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Girl dies after eating pencil shavings
by JRU, PDI


EVERY AFTERNOON, nine-year-old Delmar Redota's (earlier reported as Madel Redota) playmates would flock to her house in Taguig City to attend her "classes."

On Wednesday, they came to pay their final respects to their friend who had wanted to become a teacher someday.

Redota, a Grade II pupil at the Silangan Elementary School Main in Barangay Upper Bicutan had died before dawn, exactly a week after a teacher allegedly forced her to swallow pencil shavings in class.

The teacher, identified as Brenda Elbambuena, was sweeping the floor after recess when someone in the class threw pencil shavings into the air, Dr. Remedios Antonio, the school principal, said.

Believing that it was Redota and another student behind the prank, Elbambuena reportedly ordered them to eat the shavings.

"Her classmate just faked eating the shavings. But my daughter really swallowed them," the girl's mother, Diana, tearfully told the Inquirer yesterday.

When Delmar came home from school later that day, she was pale and had a poor appetite, she recalled.

"Usually, when she comes home after school in the afternoon, she would play teacher with the other kids in the neighborhood. But that day, she did not go out of the house," Diana said.

She added that her daughter never told her about the incident. "She was a very quiet child. She was a good girl... she wanted to be a teacher someday," she added.

Two days after the incident, Delmar came down with a fever. On Tuesday, her parents discovered that she had developed acute tonsillitis and pneumonia, allegedly because of the pencil shavings she had swallowed.

At around 4 a.m. the following day, she had difficulty in breathing. Her parents rushed her to the Rizal Medical Center in Pasig City where she was declared dead on arrival.

Diana complained to the school principal the next day. But Elbambuena, who was just substituted for another teacher when the incident occurred, was absent and was believed to have gone into hiding.

Diana, however, was hesitant to press charges against the teacher. All that they want, she said, was a decent burial for their daughter.

hssssss

now this is worse than being hijacked.

but we got the badass Mr. Jackson (not the Neverland faggot) taking care o' business. wooohoooo!

moron impossible

if i'm gonna watch MI3, it will be because of the (Oscar-winning) man on the left.



according to reports, the Loony Tune on the right threw a fit and pressured Comedy Central not to air a replay Wednesday night, of a South Park episode about Scientology. Loony Tune presumably went straight to the top (Viacom which owns both Paramount Pictures, producing MI3, and Comedy Central) and threatened to boycott MI3 promotions. ergo, Stone + Parker have been ordered to shut up about Loony Tune and his shenanigans.

Isaac Hayes started all this shit when he quit. he probably went crying to Loony Tune.

argh. i hate pea brains. it is only nostalgia that's preventing me from smashing my Top Gun dvd right now.

challenge

the gauntlet has been thrown.

http://www.live.com/

Wanted:

just doing my part, circulating this perv's mug through the internet.



camera phones are handy. they have better value than SMS. and the MTA wants to totally ban cameras and videos in the subway.

alimento delicioso

i completely forgot to blog last sunday's brunch at a Mexican diner tucked away among the faceless buildings in downtown joisey city. slogged through the rain to fix delphi's wireless router (which he could have fixed by himself actually; i'm not taking too much credit - but i bet he probably lost the passwords and settings already). after all that brain-taxing (heh), it made sense to have brunch, and mr. joisey city pointed out this relatively new eatery in an ad. off we went traipsing in the chilly weather.

Taqueria
236 Grove St.,
Jersey City, NJ

the magic ball says "for cheap gas, eat the beans."


en mi caballo por la sierra yo me voy
las estrellas y la luna ellas me dicen donde voy


el napoleon: voto para el pedro!


i enjoyed the huevos rancheros with chorizo (delphi seconded the motion) and we had extra tacos - not with the crunchy shells that i'm used to though (plug: Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme is a winner).


delphi has an eating disorder - he can't eat as much as he used to. boo hoo hoo.



not bad for $11 brunch. merits a return trip.


Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay mi amor
Ay mi morena,
De mi corazon.

biohazard

granted, she was deaf, but still ...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/15/miss.deaf.texas/index.html

Baltar is a sick freak

... and this Battlestar Galactica series has me hooked. i just barely cleared half of the opening miniseries and i can feel its addicting power in the same vein as Family Guy, Deadwood, 24, The Shield, and Red Bull.

damn you, delphi. damn you. you will never see these DVDs of yours again.

huh?

comedy god Ricky Gervais fronted Übernew wave band Seona Dancing? as in 80's chong anthem "More To Lose"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcf0XdDLC0I&search=seona%20dancing

further research confirms that.

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:7v5tk6hxtkrw~T1


whoa. respect!

brainless

great. just what we need. another riot.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4805952.stm

have Oscar, will split

continuing the pattern of Oscar-winning ladies dumping their then/now-unworthy partners ...



she got lucky ... she isn't in Jennifer Aniston's shoes (evil cackle)



and i will run away ... i will run away ...



to Halle's credit, the moron could've had a great life being just sex-addicted to her



she got lucky too ... who knew Toothpaste Smile could be that loony??

(sidebar: Katie Holmes bumped into Michelle Williams the other day and she burst out crying, almost dislodging the pillow in her tummy ...)



FOB ... fresh off the breakup ... now Charlize is open season. git yore guns!



not being mentioned during her first Oscar win was easy compared to being dumped after her second.


So ... watch your back, Ryan Philippe *lol*

(although he prolly earned a few years more because he was part of the Crash ensemble ... the rest weren't doing jackshit for their careers at those points in time)

NBA Shot of The Whenever

why are you surprised, Stevie Not-Franchise?



Worst. Record. In. NBA. Clueless. Selfish. Ego-driven Lives.

and the carousel goes on.

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photo from ESPN.COM

they feel lucky

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/13/leisure.rotten.reut/index.html

finally!

so someone somewhere sometime soon will come out with a movie in his honor ...

(spits.)

the real canuckleheads

when God handed out brains ...

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What the world knows (or doesn't know) about Canada
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics,believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website site (frightening, isn't it)...

The answers are a joke but the questions were really asked.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto. Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure. It's only four thousand miles. Take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada?(Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...Oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes. Gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

puting basura

and this white trash gets to bring another of her kind into this world.

abandon all hope.

hey nigga!

foiled a potential pickpocket (make that handbag-picking) today. not surprised, but it was an african-american bum.

will i be as brave enough to do the same thing when its a whole posse?

abangan.

amidala vendetta

she's gone over to the Dark Side ...

Elisha Cuthbert ... back in 24! wooohooo!

predicted Cowboys or the journalist, but rooted for Crash. and we have a pileup!

Hit 8! Ang Lee shames American directors.

also got adapted screenplay (Brokeback), but rooted for Crash as original screenplay.

good night and good luck.

Hit 7! Reese! Ryan Philippe, prepare to sign the divorce papers!

Hit 6! Hoffman!!

Hit 5! Penguins wins Best Documentary.

Hit 4! Rachel Weisz! Woooohooooo!

Hits two and three! King Kong for visuals and W.A.G. for animated feature.

Hit one. Got Clooney for Best Supporting Actor.

its the end of the world

and soon we wait until the hardware is affordable. its inconceivable that they will be selling blanks to allow ripping and burning anytime soon.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4770774.stm

but miracles have happened.

hack'rs always find a way
when the clouds have no
silver lining
they come through shining

blast from the past

unearthed over the weekend.

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units sold: 2


victim


borrowed brains at $45/day (officially)


cameramus ignoramus


broadcasting live from lower manhattan


victim 2


turned down by Vince McMahon


The Chi-rish


Andrea Corr, where art thou?

union

congratulations, you two.

34142

What?? No Porn!?!? What th-??

Visit Us! Really!

ye gadd

Warning to potential molesters (which is why they are waiting for Emma Watson to turn 18).

bwahahahahahaha.

NBA Shot of The Whenever

with the team he built at an NBA-worst 15-42, he isn't even worthy to stand beside The Logo.


The Lobotomized One and legend Jerry West

no wonder Larry Brown is in the hospital. The clueless owner James Dolan should follow Isiah when he jumps from the Brooklyn Bridge. Why don't the diehard Knick fans make this happen?

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photo from NBA.com

i'm officially a loser

... my new favorite book, that is.


late, as usual, in discovering it.

think A-Team, without the those 4. then multiply it by a hundred.


perfect Hollywood action movie.